May 17, 2012

My Experiments with WOMEN

The Mesmerizing WOMAN
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The often mesmerizing question that bothers my head is, "What does a woman want?". In search for enlightenment on the subject, I decided to go on a little research. So for the same I got in touch with a few women, and here are some observations. 

Without any hesitations, let me get straight to the point. Women, as I have experienced, can be categorized into various breeds. Here are a few:

1. The Dameation
2. The Smartsasian
3. The Nerdle
4. The Wolverian
5. The Promranian
6. The Feegle
7. The Hug
8. The Bobberman

Had fun reading the names? Well then, let's get into the details.

The Dameation

The fashionistas and some stylishly over-painted aspirants of the beauty world come under this category. They exhibit a sense of lurking towards the opposite sex. Men view them as beauty statements. But unfortunately, they are often victims of rumors and sexually intended malpractices. Some of these women may be really simple on the inside, but due to their outer performances it is often hard to judge what they really want.

The Smartsasian

These are the breed who exhibit a friendly and smart character. They socialize well within their personal boundaries which they set between various types of people. These women end up as leaders and proven experts in good positions. They have good understanding, can handle difficult situations, are willing to lend a helping hand and all kinds of support. They are more independent when it comes to decision making.  

The Nerdle

These are highly focused women who are keen on achieving what they intend to become. They prove themselves as able scientists, researchers and as people with unique interests. However, they are a little backward on socializing as personal goals are more important to them. 

The Wolverian

These are the arrogant breed who like to prey on their victims. Although they serve in high positions, they often treat their subordinates as slaves. They also have a feminist attitude and don't enjoy life at times. They are dictators at their own interest and do not listen to advise. 

The Promranian

The women who expertise in spending a jolly good time and creating happiness around them, come under this category. They are open minded, enjoy making friends, listening to issues, finding solutions and even leading with character. 

The Feegle

Silence is a virtue to these women. They do not get in touch easily, they wait for a long while until they know the person who they are dealing with. After getting to know the person, they mingle on the basis of how genuine he/she proves to be. 

The Hug

There are some women who know how to love and care. They just want to be loved and cared for. However, these women are neglected due to various unattractive factors. But once a mutual connection is established, they easily open up and share their feelings.

The Bobberman

Hypocrites as they are, they like to skim through people without knowing them in depth. They treat life with ease and live it selfishly. They do not give value to the feelings of others, although they act friendly. 
A woman is life...
To her friends who count on her.
She is an understanding wife...
To her husband who loves her.
And she is a fatal knife...
To anyone who tries to use her.
She is a wonderful mother...
To her loving children.
And a beautiful teacher...
To all the other children.
A true woman is a pleasure to marry...
And a rare treasure to carry.

DISCLAIMER: The entire post is self sculptured on the basis of personal evidences and was not intended to hurt anyone. Viewer's discretion is advised at all times.


Arielle said...

The essence of your writing has an emotional nuance to it. The technicality of it could go from a rush of words to something a little more rounded like the women you are defining.

Anoop Mathai Mathew said...

Expect a part two to this one. Am working on it :-D

Ritika said...

Hahaha...oh my god,I thought I was the only one who categorized the opposite sex in like a million categories :D

Anoop Mathai Mathew said...

:O You did? Do let me know them ;)

lilmiza said...

Honestly, I don't think you experimented enough, there are so many categories missing which I will be so kind not to mention. First of all, altering most dog breeds for categorizing women is very flattering *Holds up sarcasm sign board*. Second, Most women could be a mixed breed since it’s impossible for one women to just be a one breed (According to your breeds anyways) I mean, Dameation can be found in most of the other categories, plus if Smartsasian and a Nerdle always go hand in hand, I doubt it’s possible to have them both separate. Finally, in the end of all this, you didn’t really tell us what a woman want. xD

Anoop Mathai Mathew said...

Precisely, these are just come breed names. And I did mention the DISCLAIMER part in the end :-P. I am just a lot more closer to what women want. I have not reached there yet. I'm on the way ;)

Lil'Miza said...

Yeah, I read the huge 'Disclaimer' but, I still thought it would be funny to mention how flattering it is. =p And yeah, when you reach the answer to that question, you'll be helping almost everyone. =p Including women.

Anoop Mathai Mathew said...

Many a men have tried and failed...
And I'll try my best to fill my reader's taste...

Anonymous said...

Well clearly you have made and impact ...But yea could have included more categories .. ;)

Anoop Mathai Mathew said...

I'll try. :-)

Pallavi Goel said...

well classified...but there would be frequent overlaps found....keep discovering!!

Anoop Mathai Mathew said...

Sure ma'am :)

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